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Here are some poems that I illustrated for my 7th and 8th grade math and science classes. They are pen and pencil drawings or oil paintings. Before I retired from Public School teaching, I would hang up a different picture each month and write the corresponding poem on the blackboard. I think my students enjoyed them. Some students were inspired to write new poems for me. Here is one:

'Twas Hydrogen against Oxygen,
The game had just begun
When Hydrogen racked up two fast points
And Oxygen still had none.
Then Oxygen scored a single goal
And there they ended the game.
At Hydrogen 2, and Oxygen 1,
Called because of rain.
                                                       ---- Kari T.

The following poems come from various sources: The Space Child's Mother Goose, Fantasia Mathematica, and The Mathematical Magpie.

All artwork shown: ©1964-70 Leo Christopherson

(Note: I sign all my art work .037 which is my first name upside down.)

 

 

Resistor, transistor, condensers in pairs,
Battery, platter, record me some airs;
Squeaker and squawker and woofer times PI,
And baby shall have his own private Hi-Fi.

 

 

There once was a breathy baboon
Who always breathed down a bassoon,
For he said, “It appears
That in billions of years
I shall certainly hit on a tune.”

 

 

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light.
She started one day
In the relative way,
And returned on the previous night

 

 

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Extracting cube roots to infinity,
An assignment for boys
That will minimize noise
And produce a more peaceful vicinity.

 

 

Little Miss Muffet
Sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her
The spider, the bounder,
Is not in the picture today.

 

 

Mary, Mary,
Quite contrary,
How are your Hydroponics?
“I’ve Dixie Bells
And Chanterelles
All singing in Supersonics.”

 

 

Flappity, Floppity, Flip!
The mouse on the Möbius Strip.
The strip revolved,
The mouse dissolved,
In a chronodimensional skip!

 

 

This little pig built a spaceship,
This little pig paid the bill;
This little pig made isotopes,
This little pig popped a pill;
But this little pig did nothing at all,
And he’s just a little pig still.

 

 

Venus Vermiculate1
Be my own BEM2
How bright is that eye
On its seven-foot stem. 

Croon in that sweet
Ophicleidean3 voice
And we two shall in true
Symbiosis4 rejoice 

1Vermiculate = worm
2BEM = Bug Eyed Monster
3Ophicleidean = horn-like
4Symbiosis = Sharing life’s demands