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Resistor,
transistor, condensers in pairs,
Battery, platter, record me some airs;
Squeaker and squawker and woofer times PI,
And baby shall have his own private Hi-Fi.
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There once
was a breathy baboon
Who always breathed down a bassoon,
For he said, “It appears
That in billions of years
I shall certainly hit on a tune.”
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There was
a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light.
She started one day
In the relative way,
And
returned on the previous night
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Little
Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Extracting cube roots to infinity,
An assignment for boys
That will minimize noise
And
produce a more peaceful vicinity.
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Little
Miss Muffet
Sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her
The spider, the bounder,
Is not in
the picture today.
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Mary,
Mary,
Quite contrary,
How are your Hydroponics?
“I’ve Dixie Bells
And Chanterelles
All
singing in Supersonics.”
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Flappity,
Floppity, Flip!
The mouse on the Möbius Strip.
The strip revolved,
The mouse dissolved,
In a
chronodimensional skip!
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This
little pig built a spaceship,
This little pig paid the bill;
This little pig made isotopes,
This little pig popped a pill;
But this little pig did nothing at all,
And he’s
just a little pig still.
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Venus
Vermiculate1
Be my own BEM2
How bright is that eye
On its seven-foot stem.
Croon in
that sweet
Ophicleidean3 voice
And we two shall in true
Symbiosis4 rejoice
1Vermiculate
= worm
2BEM = Bug Eyed Monster
3Ophicleidean = horn-like
4Symbiosis
= Sharing life’s demands
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